Wednesday, 24 December 2014

As Buhari Plays His Last Card [A Rejoinder] – By Enenim Ubon

As the general elections draw nearer, it is very important for every Nigerian to take a stand. Irrespective of our biases,our freedom of choice does not in anyway mean we should try to misinform the public especially about events that are already properly documented nor try to twist history in our favour.
Bashorun Dele Momodu has never hidden his sympathy for the opposition APC(and has in recent times used his weekly column to hype their activities). Blowing the trumpet of the party’s presidential/vice-presidential candidates is entirely his prerogative. If he believes the Buhari/Osinbajo combination is the best he has seen since 1993 – only time will tell. However this response is necessitated by certain comments made in an article published on ThisDay newspaper of 20,December 2014 with the same title, excerpts of which I will reproduce below while countering same which I perceive as a misrepresentation of facts.


•“Contrary to doomsday prediction, Governor Amaechi gave his total blessing and agreed to lead the campaign. The bond between Buhari and Amaechi is like that of father and son.”.
I believe Bashorun Momodu is a politician and should understand that no matter how aggrieved Ameachi is, HE HAS NO WHERE TO GO. To save his face, he has to play to the gallery- even if that includes dancing around with Buhari all over the nation.


•“The Buhari of today is no longer the badly maligned man who contested against us in 2011. He is not the Buhari who lacked national spread. The Buhari of today has metamorphosed into a megastar bearing the image of a Rock legend.”
Bashorun Dele Momodu has by the above statement shown that either he is surrounded by political like minds or is not in tune with happenings on ground. To say Buhari is no longer badly maligned is akin to saying Abacha never stole Nigeria’s money. Since history cannot be changed,what Buhari stands for is as constant in the hearts of many as the fact that President Jonathan has performed better than any Nigerian leader. All around Nigeria those who seek the prosperity of our nation know that Buhari does not represent any change but a return to the old order. In fact no one needs to malign Buhari, the truth about his character and his beliefs is just a click away.


•“His image-makers have worked hard to make him appear debonair and appealing to the young and old. His new swag is Presidential and takes attention away from his so-called old age.”
I wonder what swag is being referred to here, because I do not see any. If dressing in clothes representing various ethnic groups two months to election is the definition of swag and a signal of acceptance to both young and old, then our music and tv stars would all have won their party primaries a few weeks ago. The best the image makers of the General could have done, would have been to prevent him from embarrassing himself in a recent interview on channels television. That interview only showed clearly that the General is not in tune with the times. Since age is just a number I ask, would Dele Momodu be comfortable employing a 72 year old driver? The General hasn’t entered the kitchen yet is already suffocating as a result of heat from the chimney – what a pity.


•“Democracy has never been a monarchy which rotates appointments amongst Royals”.
I wonder who he refers to in the above statement; because certainly he cannot be referring to the Niger-Delta people, whom his likes believe have been given undue advantage during Jonathan’s term in office. I would also like to put it to Bashorun Momodu that ‘democracy is not a system of government where power should remain the exclusive preserve of a few individuals who believe they are born to rule, neither does Nigeria belong to anybody’s grandfather’.


•“This government made the fatal mistake of amplifying the religious confusion in Nigeria. Today Nigeria is more divided along religious lines than ever.”
In a long while I have not read such an insincere remark. Nigeria’s religious difference has NEVER been hidden throughout history. As a matter of fact, most of those who want President Jonathan out do so solely on ethnic and religious grounds. So because the christians have now realized they have to stand up for themselves after years of marginalization, Bashorun Momodu has suddenly become uncomfortable? So because for once CAN has stood up for christians both in the North and South, the President and by extension christians are now responsible for Nigeria’s religious division? Thank you sir. I would urge you to find out why Archbishop Jasper Akinola was refused a second term as CAN president in 2007. As one who is in the know of happenings in 1993, I would want you to answer sincerely if there would have been peace had any of the two political parties then considered a christian/christian ticket.


•“Muslims are likely to vote en masse against Jonathan while the Christians would be split down the line between the candidates.”
This statement betrays whatever political dexterity Dele Momodu lays claim to. So all muslims will sheepishly vote Buhari en mass, while most christians will foolishly vote against Jonathan – wonderful analysis. Well, assuming it turns out that way, who then will be dividing the country along religious lines sir?


•“Ethnicity is another source of worry. As soon as Jonathan got to power, his supporters developed the attitude of “it is our turn and we can misbehave as we like.” Insults were heaped on critics endlessly. Other ethnic groups were treated with disdain”.

Has ethnicity become a source of worry because an ijaw man is involved? The people who killed corp members in 2011, did they do so because they loved Nigeria or because a man from their ‘born to rule’ tribe lost election? Those who lived in Nigeria then know the answer. If you believe those who defend the president and ‘insult’ critics do so because he is from the south-south; wouldn’t it also be correct to say that those who constantly abuse not only the president but his wife and family daily do so because he is not from their tribe? Anybody who criticizes the government from an unbiased standpoint with facts should not be afraid to have his points scrutinized.


•“We saw the emergence of new oil sheikhs and the proliferation of private jets”.
I still do not understand what Dele Momodu means by this. Is it a crime for a new generation of wealthy people to emerge through favourable economic policies of a sitting government? Is it an abomination if billionaires should emerge from the younger generations? If the old order (which Dele Momodu seeks to return) favoured others, what is the crime in new people being favoured by the present administration. Nigeria’s wealth is not an exclusive property of the north nor a few persons, if it has seemed so in the past the tables have turned,sir – not necessarily because of President Jonathan’s policies alone but because people are getting more enlightened. As regards private jets, is it save to assume you have an issue with people you don’t know buying jets? Or is it reserved for those with generational wealth made from the proceeds meant for all? If more people can afford jets and are taxed heavily to feed those who can’t afford, what is wrong with that? I would also want to know the untouchables you are referring to sir and their crimes, so your readers could be more enlightened instead of you leaving them in suspense. I am also aware that so many people in the party you profess love for ought to be locked away forever in countries with(possibly) a better judicial system.


•“To make matters worse, insecurity became a permanent feature in our daily lives. A chunky part of Northern Nigeria has practically been donated to terrorists with no hope in sight”.
Sir, are you be this statement saying that Mr President is responsible for the death of his people? Or that he is doing absolutely nothing about the issue. As it is said “the internet never forgets”, we know those who made (pre/post 2011) and are still making inflammatory statements till date. The army we are told has not been equipped for decades, is that also the fault of President Jonathan? You are also aware of those who were against the proscription of Boko Haram as a terrorist organization as well the refusal of certain countries to sell arms to Nigeria. In spite of all these challenges and limitations, the Jonathan administration cannot not be said to have abandoned its people in the face of danger. We are well aware of efforts being made by this administration to equip our military and improve their capacity to challenge this fundamentalist who dress in plain clothes like any other citizen and cannot be identified by the merely looking into their eyes. Our military is rising up to the challenge as recent victories have shown

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•“As if we’ve not suffered enough; our economy is receiving its own battering so mercilessly. The price of oil has collapsed and Armageddon has arrived. While government is trying to paint a picture of all is well, it is becoming increasingly clear that we have landed in big trouble”.
Sir, are you in anyway blaming the president and his team for the falling price of crude oil? Or are you saying the government should tell its citizens that they are all gonna die because of the drop in oil prices? Furthermore are you blaming the government for the failures of successive governments(Buhari’s inclusive) to diversify our economy? If the revolution currently witnessed in the agricultural and automotive industry was done by previous governments as a means of shifting focus from oil to other sectors we would not be afraid of the effects of drop in oil prices neither would you be predicting doomsday. The responsibility of government (amongst other things) is to assure citizens that though rough days are ahead, the nation will pull through the difficult times; and that’s exactly what this government is doing.


Nigerians are getting wiser and can distinguish between change and backwardness. No one government anywhere in the world has been able to fix all the problems of a nation, what governments do however is to set foundations, for which successive governments can build on. Change in life is constant, but any change that would return Nigeria to the dark days is no change.


Enenim Ubon is on twitter @enenimubon.

Thursday, 18 December 2014

WHAT HAS MR PRESIDENT DONE? - Enenim Ubon

That President Goodluck Jonathan is one of the(if not the) most vilified president in Nigeria's 54 years, is stating the obvious. This to an extent, can be said to be an evidence that our democracy is growing. Citizens are getting more aware of the duties/roles of government and naturally expectations are getting higher daily(I believe the next president will have a tougher time), most importantly the new media has given so many people an opportunity to air their opinions - leading to the emergence of overlords & tin gods; hitherto parlor talks have become matters for public discussions. THE STAKES ARE HIGHER!


While this is a welcome development and a sign of growth in our democratic process; what continues to baffle me is the inability of persons to distinguish between hatred and criticism. That a living being who has been in Nigeria since 1999 can say that President Jonathan's administration has achieved nothing over the last couple of years is undiluted hatred. In this category is an ex president who has openly tried to rubbish all the efforts of President Jonathan and possibly besmirch him in the process, despite his(the ex president's) several failings - top on the list being his inability(for 8 years) to fix the most important road in his region.

This hatred over the person of Jonathan seems to me as chiefly an ethnic and maybe religious issue. The illusioned 'born to rule' class are yet to come to terms with the fact that a southerner from a minority tribe is president(and most likely to remain so till 2019) in this 'their Great Grandfather Uthman Dan Fodio's estate'. Having failed to prevent the DIVINE change of power in 2010, have resorted to fulfilling their threat of making the country ungovernable combining same with messages of hate being preached in street corners and worship places. These ones can't come to terms with the reality that someone from the 'conquered' south is president.

I have my personal wishes, I hope Mr president would grant before May 29 2019. Most of which concern the welfare of his immediate people(The Niger Delta). I would like to see a bridge linking the Yenagoa jetty to Asaka(in Brass LGA of Bayelsa State - one of the areas that contributes to the nations wealth). Others include, implementation of the UNEC report on the Ogoni oil spill, the full take off of both the Brass and Bonny LNG projects,reconstruction of the Calabar section of the Calabar-Itu highway, completion of all sections of the east-west road,completion of the 2nd Niger bridge amongst other wishes. In spite of all the above, I would be exhibiting gross ignorance to say the President has done nothing, not when I was in this country while an ex general who is having difficulty staying in retirement ruled for 8 years.

I do not belong to the Presidents media team and will not bother you with his accomplishments(as regards infrastructure) which you are already aware of (unless you belong to the group of blind talkers, who hate for no just cause other than personal gains, those whose "god is their stomach"). His giants strides aimed at strengthening our economy and democracy which cannot be ignored is my major concern:

a)The significant improvement in our electoral process is worth celebrating. Today it is possible for persons in relatively unknown parties to dream of winning elections. Compare this to 'tsunami Obasanjo' witnessed across the country in 2003. Through Jonathan, Yar'adua's promise to strengthen the electoral process in 2007 has become a reality.

b)Non interference with judicial matters. I lived in this country when it seemed acceptable for the President/Presidency to disobey court orders. Serving ministers were laws unto themselves; one even demolished a judges house despite a restraining court order. President Jonathan is ensuring that the Judiciary is truly independent,an effort worthy of commendation.


c)How about the agricultural revolution which remains a positive step towards the diversification of our economy(this was embarked on long before the global decline in oil prices). Now farmers receive fertilizers directly, eliminating the fraud that once was associated with fertilizer distribution. The rice pyramids are back and in the words of Agriculture minister Akinwumi Adesina, “Nigerians will stop thinking of agriculture just as a means of livelihood, but more as a business”. Nigeria has reduced its food imports by over 40% as of 2013, moving the country closer to self sufficiency in agriculture.


d)Under this administration, Nigeria has been opened up to the global business community and is fast becoming Africa's number one destination for foreign investments. Between January and June this year, a total of US$9.70 billion(N1.51 trillion)flowed into the national economy as foreign direct investments. Proceeds from non oil exports rose to 2.97billion by December 2013, up from 2.3billion in 2010.

e)The YOUWIN program initiated in 2011 has been a blessing to hundreds of unemployed persons who hitherto lacked capital to start their own businesses and has so far created thousands of jobs for others within only 3 years of its launch.

f)Prior to this administration, the automotive industry was non existent. Today due to the automotive policy of the federal government, global auto-giants like peugeot,nissan and hyundai either manufacture or assemble all kinds of cars in Nigeria(thus creating jobs for citizens). Nigeria's flagship indigenous auto-maker Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Company begun the sale of their made in Nigeria cars in August 2014 - with the support of a president who understands the need to support the growth of local businesses as a means of growing the economy. Alhaji Aliko Dangote has attributed the increase in his monetary worth to the “favourable economic policies of the Goodluck Jonathan administration”.

g) Revival of the comatose railway transportation - that was long forgotten in Nigeria.

h) The modification of the almajiri system of education in northen Nigeria can only be done by a president who understands the importance of education and its benefits to the individual(in particular) and the society in general.

i) Completion and commissioning of the Omotosho1&2 power generating plants and Geregu power generating plants.

j) Under this administration, the whole national transmission grid has been rehabilitated and upgraded - only a myopic mind will downplay the importance of this achievements.


With the 2015 elections less than 2 months away, it is expected that those seeking to sell 'bad products' will attempt to discredit ALL the achievements of the Jonathan administration. It is okay for individuals to express their biases but making a mockery of oneself for any reason is unacceptable even in politics. Considering the efforts this administration has put into restructuring the nation, it is foolhardy for anyone to say president Jonathan has done NOTHING unless such a person was either born in 2011 or just got out of coma. We haven't arrived at our destination yet but we are steadily on course.

If you have decided not to show love to President Jonathan on Valentines day next year, choosing to cling to the old and outdated order; kindly ask yourself the following questions:

1)Am I making my choice because he has done nothing at all?
2)Is it because power must return to where it all should reside?
3)Is it because of his religion?
4)Is it because I do not like his face?

because in the end the joke will be on you for taking a stand from an uninformed and myopic perspective. There is no middle ground.

Goodluck to Nigeria.



Enenim Ubon is on twitter @enenimubon.

Tuesday, 9 December 2014

EDIYE.

On the hills,
In the valley
A love like yours
I never knew still exists.

O goddess
Of beauty,
Warmth
And Love.

You drew
Me in,
I have never
Longed to leave.

Your charm disarm
The toughest of men.
The hearts of stone,
It melts with ease.

Ediye eyen awan
Come closer to me.
Your kiss I need,
On mornings so dull.

Your bosom
Gives comfort,
The kind (even) Arcadia
Cant offer.

My dearest
Filled with pleasure,
Wit
And wisdom.

What word
Or name
Can describe
Your sweetness?

Arewa obirin,
Pelu emi ati iwa
Aye mi ti dara.

Where we'll go
You will decide.
If you look away,
I'll accept with grief.

But till then
You still remain,
My smiling
Pearl of wisdom.

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

MOTEL BLUES(PART 1) by Anny Justin Udofia




"I'm getting married next year", she said as she busied by the dressing mirror.

I froze as her words hit me. She instinctively turned my way and continued.

"I'm getting older and I need to be out of here soon. I shouldn't be telling anybody this, but I trust you".

Her face was angelic. Strands of the Brazilian weave she fixed over her husk-like hair curled around her ear lobes. The undergrowth was showing- stiff and wispy, at the ridge of her forehead. We gazed at each other for a long while.

"Who's gonna marry you", I asked, patronizing her.

"Naturally, someone will come-by. But if somebody doesn't, I will find a way to make it happen. I still have my charm, you know- Oga Chris even said so", she concluded, turning her face back to the mirror. She was beginning to apply mascara. Something to hide the age-lines that etched across her beautiful face.
I felt pity for her at first. I've known Bella for years, even before she lured me into this unholy trade. As I peeped over her shoulder, I realized she was actually looking older- her image on the mirror was proof. There was a jowl forming beneath her jaw-line. Her buttocks were flatter than I had known them to be few years ago (I knew because I occasionally smooched her behind, the way call-girls do each other). Years of beings constantly ravaged by drunks and randy men had done them in. The skin between her belly and waist-line was dotted with blue hued webbed veins. Stretch-marks littered the sides of her belly, underneath her armpits and atop her sagging breasts. Her shoulders sloped a bit too steep. She looked tired. If she were to retire now, she could save some crumbs for whichever man she would lure into marrying her. But that was bullshit.
Bella had no right to shit-talk in my presence. Call-girls shouldn't be saying dumb things- like talking marriage. I wouldn't mind if it were Cindy or some of the other girls that said such. Anyone but her. She had no right to indulge in stupid fantasies. Bella was our "Madam". It was Bella who introduced me to this body hawking. She, who used to preach that there is dignity in this labour. Dignity and ecstasy too. How could she turn around now?
Then suddenly, an idea materialized. I could see things in a different light. Here was a chance to deny her of the usual service- charge. I had to grab the opportunity.
I stood from the bed and walked up to her by the table. I brushed a weave off her bare shoulders, kissed and fondled her from behind. She giggled a bit as I dropped the room keys on the dressing table and made towards the door.
She stood up after me inquiringly. I knew she expected her percentage from the money I had in the clutch under my arm. Bella was entitled to a tenth part of our earnings. She paid for the room we used- I and the other girls; she arranged most clients for us, even Oga Chris. She was our procurer, and we were mere hustlers on her turf.
I smiled at her as she looked on.
"Bella, you should lead by example; instead, you talk a lot of shit. I am not paying your cut this time, or ever again. Don't make a fuss or the other girls will hear about this awesome conversation we just had", I paused waiting for her anger to build up. She didn't loose her composure. If she was angry, she didn't show it. I didn't mind, anyways. Like me, she was a prostitute, and years of practice should have made her to be proficient in hiding emotions.
I walked majestically towards the door, yanked on the knob, turned and added.
"Prostitutes shouldn't talk marriage. I'll be the next Madam after you've gone to find a hubby next year."

She hissed momentarily as I strode out to join the other girls at the bar.
I had four thousand naira in my clutch and I wasn't paying Bella a dime. After all, it was my body that Oga Chris defiled, not hers.


©Poet Razon-Anny Justin

December, 2014.











Anny Justin Udofia, 28; is a Food Technologist and an African Poet/ Writer who hails from Akwa Ibom State in Nigeria. Apart from this, he has a flair for flash fiction and short stories. He speaks Ibibio, Igbo and English. His poems have appeared in RedParrot Magazine in Owerri- so too has his articles. He has also been published online on www.kalaharireview.com; www.poemhunters.com etc.
"The Metamorphosis and Other Poems' is his unpublished poetry collection.
He writes under the name Poet Razon-Anny Justin too.

E-mail: razon_anny@hotmail.com

Phone: +2347036647700

Twitter: @Poet_Razon, @Razon_daPoet